and play a dirge for Krispy Kreme donuts. If people keep low-carbing, the CEO will be cooking squirrel under a bridge.

Oh, I dunno....IF, and I mean a BIG IF, I'm tempted to cheat, there are two things that seem to call to me in a wicked little fat voice.........hot Krispy Kremes and Hagendaz ice cream. I can pretty much bet that at some time or another one of them will call louder than the other.